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mypassionmypride:

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dean-the-piesexual:

*short haired people sobbing in the corner*

*curly haired people stare longingly*

*punk chic that can never be pin-up/rockabilly chic stares then sobbs*

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FT: LFC 0 - 1 Roma

Recap of the game

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captainwavsy:

The Offspring - Why Don’t You Get A Job?

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favorite city; barcelona

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  • Interviewer: There is a nice quote that I stumbled across and that is "during away matches the other players usually have their Playstation while I look at videos of stallions.
  • Thomas: Yeah--
  • Interviewer: I'll be honest with you, that was the first time I heard the term "stallion videos" (Hengstvideos), what exactly is a stallion video about?
  • Thomas: Well, it's G-rated / clean, absolutely. But I will, just to make sure it doesn't come around to bite me in the ass, I will tell you something: I do play with the Playstation as well. But, parallel to that, during a certain time of the year, this time, I watch stallion videos. Because I- *laughs*- I have to *laughs*-
  • Interviewer: This is going to be a YouTube hit! A YouTube hit!
  • Thomas: *laughs again* I have to find the best possible stallion for my mares.
  • Interviewer: To get this straight, you can watch stallions during the-
  • Thomas: No, not that! But you can look at the way they move-
  • (Audience laughs)
  • Interviewer: There is no way of you getting away from this topic smoothly now.
  • Thomas: I'll try. I'm on it! *laughs* Anyways, I have to find the right stallion that suits my mare. *laughs hysterically*
  • (Audience laughs)
  • Thomas: Because, as we know, not everything is suitable for everything.
  • Interviewer: *chuckles* We really have to go into commercial break.
  • --------------------
  • (Talking about Lisa now)
  • Thomas: ... and a friend of hers was dating a team mate at the time, and, well, you know how it goes.
  • Interviewer: Yeah, today she's dating you!
  • Thomas: No, Lisa wasn't the one dating my team mate! Her friend was dating that guy. So I don't get in-
  • Interview: Alright, alright, got it!
  • Thomas: You're- ever since that stallion video-thing you've kind of lost it here.
  • (Everyone laughs)
  • ---------------------
  • (Back to stallion videos)
  • Interviewer: We have other card games as well, that will be signed by Thomas that you can win on facebook (facebook.com/audistarktalk) and then there's just one thing left, really, I'd really like for you to send me one of these stallion videos you were talking about. You really caught my interest with that.
  • Thomas: You can easily download them with your smartphone. Everyone has one these days. Sometimes these smartphone cameras don't really do us players any favours, because people send their pictures to magazines (referring to Bild Leserreport), but yeah, you can just check them out online, ... or you just film yourself.
  • (Audience laughs again)
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Happy 36th birthday Daniel Brühl! (16.06.14)

My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8, I even did it in the bathroom with a hair dryer in the bathtub. I realized that I was good at it because each time my mom would scream.

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moreawesomewithfootball:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

17 states abstaining, 10 of them are European. And of course U.S says no. Violation of human rights don’t matter now. 

moreawesomewithfootball:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

17 states abstaining, 10 of them are European. And of course U.S says no. Violation of human rights don’t matter now. 

(Source: twitter.com)

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bamboobadeau:

The updated FIFA ranking.

bamboobadeau:

The updated FIFA ranking.

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"Because we don’t speak about sex, there is no socially acceptable language surrounding it. So the language of porn has jumped in to fill that space, and that’s an issue, because in a male-dominated industry the language of porn is all too often male-generated. The person who coined the term “finger blasting” didn’t have a vagina. The person who coined the term, “getting your ass railed” never got their ass railed. Pounding, hammering, banging… And language matters, because when the only language you have available is abusive and one-directional, in terms of having things done to you, it creates a very weird view of how sex works."

Porn Is Dead, Long Live Sex | VICE United States (via sinshine)

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footballformula1freedom:

f1daily:

No no no they’re both my Alonso

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footballformula1freedom:

f1daily:

No no no they’re both my Alonso

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